• Public Advocate Letitia James Says Shame Stops Parents from Allowing their Children to Accept Free Lunch

    New York, NY — Today at 1:00PM, Public Advocate Letitia James will be joined by food advocates on the steps of City Hall to announce a proposal that would help parents accept the universal free lunch that is offered to … Continue reading

  • Newark Mayor-elect Ras Baraka, Credits Hip-Hop Sounding Name for Election Win

      NEWARK — Once again hip-hop has played a role in getting a politician elected. Ras Baraka, took a victory lap around the city Wednesday, after a resounding win over newcomer Shavar Jeffries showed the power of his hip-hop sounding … Continue reading

  • Rep. Waites to Propose Legislation to Regulate Ugly Lesbians

    ATLANTA – State Representative Keisha Waites (D-Atlanta) announced today that she will introduce legislation in the 2014 Legislative Session that will require ugly lesbians to get a special permit in order to marry. “Something must be done to stop these … Continue reading

  • Former Teacher Joins Re-election Campaign

    Washington, DC – Vice President Joe Biden is notorious for saying things that he shouldn’t say when the cameras are on and a microphone is present. So as President Obama launches his re-election campaign, he does not want his running … Continue reading

  • Drone Strike Targets Pookie Johnson

    Springfield, MA – At least twelve suspected drug dealers and thirty-nine crackheads have been killed in what is being reported as the first ever US drone attack, media reports citing unnamed officials and local residents said late Friday. The drone … Continue reading

  • Associate Justice Diagnosed With Racial Alzheimer’s

    Washington – Associate Justice Clarence Thomas was surprised when he learned that he was a black man and married to a White woman for the last 25 years. The revelation came as he was the invited featured speaker at an … Continue reading

  • Secret Service Agents Wouldn’t Touch Black Hooker

    WASHINGTON — Senators investigating the Secret Service prostitution scandal said Wednesday that a new case has been brought to their attention. One that they all feel could sack more agents and further thrust the agency in charge of protecting the … Continue reading

  • First Family Worried Michelle is Developing WF

    Washington – Michelle’s friends and family have expressed concerns that the pressure of her husband trying to get reelected is causing her to develop WF or WhitneyFace. Family and friends became alarmed after watching the First Lady give an interview. … Continue reading